Celebrity Deathmania

Not to make light of death or start this blog with an especially morbid topic (or maybe to do both), but celebrity deaths have really picked up this week. First Ed McMahon, then Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson within hours of each other. They say famous people die in threes, so MJ seems to have closed the door behind him, for now.

Since  I don’t want to harp on the negative, let’s celebrate the lives of some complete strangers who narrowly escaped death, at least in terms of name.

Meet Farrah Jackson – mother of at least one (or so her profile picture as of today would indicate). Farrah is from Ohio and is a fan of Pampers diapers and Rachel Maddow. She also owns a computer and has an internet connection, as far as I can tell.

Then there’s NY Congressman Michael McMahon. I don’t want this blog to turn political just yet, so I won’t say much about him, except that he is still alive and apparently really likes to show his teeth when he smiles. He also has the obligatory politician picture of him reading a book to a bunch of kids. Yay reading!

Finally, there’s Ed Fawcett, who owns a used car lot in Winter Park, Florida. Since he doesn’t have a website of his own, I’m not going to link to one. And that means none of my readers will click on it. And since I have a wealth of Winter Park readers, Ed has just screwed himself. Ed, your cars suck, and so do you.

That’s all for now. Welcome to my blog.

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