Coming Soon to Your Local Grocer
Some foods I would like to create and market:
- I Can’t Believe It’s Butter!
- Unlucky Charms
- Fish of the Land canned chicken
- Bacon spray
- Pre-roasted marshmallows
- Orange pulp in a shake-top carton
- Tortillas with branded-on burrito/fajita making instructions
- Triangular loaves of bread (triangular prisms, to be precise)
- Peanut Butter Or Jelly (one or the other, but you don’t know until you buy and open it)
- Make-your-friends-cry-cause-it’s-way-too-spicy salsa
- Any combination of the foods with an actual person as the brand name, sort of like an illegitimate food child. I’m thinking Aunt Jemima and the Green Giant’s Maple Flavored Brussel Sprouts.
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