Archive for September, 2009
Coming Soon to Your Local Grocer
Some foods I would like to create and market: I Can’t Believe It’s Butter! Unlucky Charms Fish of the Land canned chicken Bacon spray Pre-roasted marshmallows Orange pulp in a shake-top carton Tortillas with branded-on burrito/fajita making instructions Triangular loaves of bread (triangular prisms, to be precise) Peanut Butter Or Jelly (one or the other, [...]
Gruntled and Whelmed
I know this sort of thing has been mentioned by others, but I feel it’s worthy of a few lines here as well. I want to start using the root words of words that only ever appear with some sort of prefix. Sometimes people would know what I was doing, and sometimes it would sound [...]
Rethinking Speed Limits
It has occurred to me that our enforcement of the speed limit system is completely ineffective. In fact, I think it accounts for a good portion of the total road rage experienced on a daily basis. Allow me to identify the issues: Many are way too low. 55 on a major highway/expressway is ridiculous. There [...]
