Archive for January, 2010
I Do Hate You
Ok, so you get some kind of bill or statement in the mail, and golly gee, there seems to be a mistake. A big mistake. Like, you were double charged on a $2,000 purchase which not only maxed you out, but also drove up that minimum payment so that your online autopayment wasn’t large enough [...]
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Sometimes I read things I see backwards, just to see if it happens to make a word or phrase. This is usually fruitless (sseltiurf?) but it helps to pass the time when I’m really, really bored. Occasionally, the backwards form does spell something, and then I try to make an association between the forward and [...]
SMS in REM
Well, humanity is doomed thanks to excessive texting.
Last night while I was sleeping, I had a dream in which I was cleaning my room (exciting stuff) and realized I had to ask a friend a question that I can no longer recall. Anyway, in my past dreams, I would have called this friend or perhaps [...]
Wake Up Call
Sometimes people like to reminisce about life before certain inventions. It’s difficult to remember what people did before the internet or cell phones or TV or belly buttons. Life seems to have been completely different and quite inefficient by today’s standards.
You know what invention doesn’t get enough attention? Alarm Clocks. Just about everyone with a [...]
