Archive for February, 2010
French Friends
I think everyone has a few of those built-in mental cross-ups that make you spell or confuse the same words all the time. I consider myself a very good speller, but some words just continually come out wrong. For example, when I want to write both, I always write bothe and then delete the e. [...]
Giant Bar Tabs
As referenced in the movie I Love You, Man, it took Andre the Giant 1-2 barrels of beer to get drunk. That’s a lot of beer. I also recall a story in which, during a tour of Japan, Hulk Hogan gave Andre a birthday gift of 6 bottles of wine, which were all finished before [...]
Gotta Keep Em Separated
Why does every online program want to integrate with the others? Is this necessary? I don’t think it is. Facebook and Twitter? Ok, I get that, sorta. I don’t like it though. I don’t want to see your stupid “OMG Great Episode!! #24 #JackBauer #Jack #Bauer #Kiefer #Ihopeyouaccidentallyfindthisinasearchthenmaketheconsciousdecisiontofollowmebecausemytweetsaresoclever status messages. But whatever, I’ll deal. But [...]
Tech Fail
As technology becomes more and more involved in every activity in our lives, I’m beginning to think that one’s usefulness as a human has a direct correlation to the ability to understand and employ this technology. Perhaps this isn’t an epiphany, but it’s certainly something I’m becoming more aware of as I encounter electronics I [...]
Literally
Don’t use the word “literally” when you don’t mean what you’re saying literally. I feel like an asshole. – ok I kinda feel like an asshole. – ok I literally feel like an asshole. – not ok. And if you do literally feel like an asshole, please do not talk to me.
